theGirlwithtoomanyOTPs

theGirlwithtoomanyOTPs

sabertoothwalrus:

I like zukka as a ship but I cannot go into the tags for content about it. why is everyone so insistent on making zuko a little femboy. so many people just see a long haired man regardless of culture/time period and call him femme. And they make sokka hypermasculine like hello????? he’s so fucking flamboyant ?? he wrote poetry, loved arts and crafts, wore a gay little purse, and did DRAG. in CANON. In a modern setting sokka would fix your car and then say SLAYYY do a death drop

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martianbees:
“creed-of-corruption:
“ island-delver-go:
“ secretsinthemargin:
“ I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance...

martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

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OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

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crimsontentacles:

stuckinapril:

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

It’s called a signature outfit and it’s a part of my character design, and can only be changed if a significant time skip or a plot point occurs.

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lildinospice:

dafunk:

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

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lastvalyrian:

carrionvalentine-moved:

carrionvalentine-moved:

chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he’s bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he’d get up and be like “well what the fuck is this, a home depot?”

hey so were y'all gonna tell me chris fleming had a tumblr or was i just supposed to find that out that he reblogged this after waking up from a 5 hour nap like some sort of groggy soon-to-be-hired on the spot court jester

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glitterarygetsit:

waffilicious:

jaubaius:

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Tweet by Honey @benegotherit:  Inconceivable horror descends from space and, through a series of terrifying manipulations of your own tiny world, manages to communicate that it thinks your hat’s shit
Tweet by Honey @benegotherit:  Imagine your mates roasting you later. Every night just waiting for someone to be like “remember when octhony had a hat so bad he had to fight god”

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weavewithshadow:

I’m thinking about Gortash tonight and in the Steel Watch Foundry, there is this book on the altar/shrine to Bane?

I wonder what the Twelve Admonitions actually are, in full — but it’s interesting to me that the two most read pages are The Reprimand for Leniency and The Rebuke for False Compassion.

First of all, the first (if owned by Gortash) suggests that he, too, had “going soft” feelings, perhaps?

But the second. That’s juicier to me. For one thing, Bane rebukes false compassion? Does that mean he tolerates genuine compassion? And for another thing — which compassions of ol’ Gort’s were false, and which were real, and did he feel reprehensible for any of them?

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I just think about these things. I chew on them. If anyone knows more than me about this, please let me know lmao.

EDIT: Now that I think on it again, this is a two-page spread. That is EVEN MORE INTERESTING. We know that this book was easily cracked open to this exact page, which means its owner (Gortash?) visited this particular part of the text often.

I neglected to see that it was BOTH ADMONITIONS on the SAME OPEN PAGES. Larian, you devilish geniuses.

The way I see it, this is Larian letting you read one of two things into this book:

  • Gortash was asking for forgiveness and/or punishing himself for leniency (and who do we think might have inspired that? Perhaps the one person he wanted to share an empire with?)
  • Gortash was asking for forgiveness and/or punishing himself for false compassion to someone with just as much fervor

Now that I read THAT, I see it like this. Larian is inviting you, the viewer and player, to decide: was Enver Gortash so close to Durge that it scared him, or was the whole thing an act?

(Still fascinating to me that False Compassion is an admonition. Those are later thoughts.)

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reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

the-haiku-bot:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

If you scroll past this

I am going to assume

your name is Ashley.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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